Many of you may recall like I have where I was when I heard the news a few years back. As I mindlessly scrolled through a sea of ‘tweets,’ I saw something that made me gasp.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were getting a divorce.
Nooooooooo . . . (cue dramatic face)
How could this have happened? I mean, Tom, I remember seeing you on Oprah over five years ago jumping up and down on a couch talking about how in love with Katie you were. Okay, so I watched it on YouTube after the video went viral, but same thing.
And Katie, you walked away from the Catholic Church for Tom to join the Church of Scientology. There must have been something there in order for you to leave 2,000 years of Tradition built on Jesus Christ the Only Son of God.
Oh, Tom and Katie, what went wrong? What happened that made…